There's this public notice board near my flat in Reading. One stupid, pointless thing led to another and we are now trapped in a cycle of insanity as we battle with the self-appointed noticeboard guardians with increasingly stupid, pointless notices. THE WAR HAS BEGUN

Daily LOLs at:
- Scaryduck: Not Scary, Not a Duck
- Angry People in Local Newspapers

And so we up the ante once again. The second this one popped out of the dot-matrix, we realised that holding an actual meeting in an actual place with an actual celebrity might cause people to actually turn up.

And so we up the ante once again. The second this one popped out of the dot-matrix, we realised that holding an actual meeting in an actual place with an actual celebrity might cause people to actually turn up.